| caught giving head Bukkake Bombing Crusade It´s the fourth quarter in the Cockfight at the Baghdad Corral, and Saddam is winning, mainly because Dubya is losing. The biggest peace demonstrations in the history of caught giving head the world and a virtually anti-war United Nations have shown America´s President to be a dickless oaf, at least as far as diplomacy goes, unable (as of this 3.10.03 writing) to persuade even caught giving head Turkey to be our whore for 15 billion bucks in baksheesh. Of course, everyone agrees that Saddam has shown himself to be a bukkake dickhead. But we´ve known that for two decades, caught giving head ever since he gassed some of his Iranian neighbors and about 100,000 inconvenient Kurds, all with U.S. support, America and Iraq being bukkake asshole buddies at the time. Saddam did invade Kuwait without caught giving head being provoked so he could take their oil. And even though the U.S. is about to defy the United Nations and invade Iraq without being provoked for the purpose of taking their oil, caught giving head two wrongs don´t make a right - bukkake? Still, the Baghdad Butcher has trumped the Sadistic Shrub in the International Corral of Cockfighting Diplomacy. Mostly through shutting his mouth, opening his prisons caught giving head (while the U.S. keeps over 2 million people in ours) , destroying his weapons (albeit with some wistfulness; he loves those Al-Samoud missiles like I cherish my favorite dildos) , and begging us caught giving head to give peace a chance, Saddam has brilliantly made his case that he´s no worse than your typical 21st century evil despot and considerably less well-armed. And besides, what about all those innocent caught giving head Iraqi people who didn´t vote for Saddam any more than Americans elected our President? Which brings us back to the Bushman and his embarrassingly flaccid diplomatic cocksmanship. Though he´s tried like the caught giving head dickens to get the world to buy his War on Saddam (and we´re paying!) , he has failed to get it up internationally. He can barely bribe our allies and devastatingly poor little caught giving head countries to get on board with us. Even his pal Putin is dissin´ the Shrub´s shortcomings. |
